Funny ass shit this morning.

**siosios** · 02-07-2010

this happened while sitting in spec this morning:

i was sitting there waiting for people to join and someone did.... so i jumped in as CT.... well here is the convo from the office

Wezzzzzzzy (STEAM_0:0:29872530) connected from United States
Wezzzzzzzy connected
Wezzzzzzzy : yo
Wezzzzzzzy : yo
r00t : sup
Wezzzzzzzy : i dont hack
*DEAD* r00t : OK
Wezzzzzzzy : i dont hack ok
Wezzzzzzzy : root i dont hack ok
r00t : OK SO IVE NOTICED AIMBOT WALLS AND WEAPON DETECTION SINCE YOU JOINED
r00t : IS THAT THE BEST YOU GOT?
Wezzzzzzzy : yea
Wezzzzzzzy : why
r00t: CUASE IM ADMIN
Wezzzzzzzy killed r00t with ak47.
Player: r00t - Damage Taken
Wezzzzzzzy : oh shit
Wezzzzzzzy : lol
Wezzzzzzzy : no ban'
Wezzzzzzzy killed r00t with ak47.
Wezzzzzzzy : dont ban me r00t
[SourceBans] Permanently banned player "Wezzzzzzzy" (reason: Wall Hacks).

now if that dont take the cake i can tell you that while playing i was able to deduce what hacks he had running by his sounds. when i was walking he ran at me even when i was in front office no where near him and this was no bee-line to me either.

second was his choice of weapons when i began to flash and kill him. he also knew when i was going to deagle or awp him.

it was fun for a quick 7 rounds. im really gonna miss you Wezzzzzzzy!

sio

Log From Console:

Code:

Wezzzzzzzy (STEAM_0:0:29872530) connected from United States
Wezzzzzzzy connected
Scoring will not start until both teams have players
|͇̿C͇̿·͇̿̿|ReaL BadMan suicided.
Scoring will not start until both teams have players
[AFKM] Moved to spec for AFK violations
[Team-Swap] If you would like to swap teams use !t !ct or !spec in chat
You are playing on Reg Office N00b Unlimited
[KnifeSyphon] Any player can gain a health boost by killing someone with a knife.
If you would like to wear the ת/ύ tag please type !tagme
There are not enough in-game players to record stats or awards for this round. (need 4)
Wezzzzzzzy : yo
[Team-Swap] If you would like to swap teams use !t !ct or !spec in chat
|͇̿C͇̿·͇̿̿|ReaL BadMan : fuck you
[Team-Swap] If you would like to swap teams use !t !ct or !spec in chat
Scoring will not start until both teams have players
ADMINS HAVE FINAL SAY
[KnifeSyphon] Any player can gain a health boost by killing someone with a knife.
If you would like to wear the ת/ύ tag please type !tagme
HLstatsX disabled! Need at least 4 active players (2/4)
The weapon_smokegrenade is restricted.
There are not enough in-game players to record stats or awards for this round. (need 4)
Wezzzzzzzy : yo
r00t : sup
Straight Porn Sprays Will Be Praised!!
Wezzzzzzzy killed r00t with m4a1.
Player: r00t - Damage Taken
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Damage Taken from "Wezzzzzzzy" - 110 in 2 hits
[KnifeSyphon] Any player can gain a health boost by killing someone with a knife.
If you would like to wear the ת/ύ tag please type !tagme
HLstatsX disabled! Need at least 4 active players (2/4)
[Team-Swap] If you would like to swap teams use !t !ct or !spec in chat
Wezzzzzzzy : i dont hack
There are not enough in-game players to record stats or awards for this round. (need 4)
The weapon_smokegrenade is restricted.
The weapon_smokegrenade is restricted.
Visit our Forums: http://n00bunlimited.net/forum.php
Wezzzzzzzy killed r00t with m4a1.
Player: r00t - Damage Taken
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Damage Taken from "Wezzzzzzzy" - 113 in 3 hits
[Team-Swap] If you would like to swap teams use !t !ct or !spec in chat
*DEAD* r00t : OK
[KnifeSyphon] Any player can gain a health boost by killing someone with a knife.
If you would like to wear the ת/ύ tag please type !tagme
HLstatsX disabled! Need at least 4 active players (2/4)
Wezzzzzzzy : i dont hack ok
There are not enough in-game players to record stats or awards for this round. (need 4)
The weapon_smokegrenade is restricted.
RESPECT ADMINS, AS THEY PAY FOR THE SERVER YOU ARE ENJOYING.
[Team-Swap] If you would like to swap teams use !t !ct or !spec in chat
Wezzzzzzzy killed r00t with m4a1.
Player: r00t - Damage Taken
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Damage Taken from "Wezzzzzzzy" - 105 in 2 hits
[KnifeSyphon] Any player can gain a health boost by killing someone with a knife.
If you would like to wear the ת/ύ tag please type !tagme
HLstatsX disabled! Need at least 4 active players (2/4)
The weapon_smokegrenade is restricted.
There are not enough in-game players to record stats or awards for this round. (need 4)
Type !request to make a request for a song. visit ownedradio.com.
[Team-Swap] If you would like to swap teams use !t !ct or !spec in chat
Wezzzzzzzy killed r00t with m4a1.
Player: r00t - Damage Taken
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Damage Taken from "Wezzzzzzzy" - 110 in 2 hits
[KnifeSyphon] Any player can gain a health boost by killing someone with a knife.
If you would like to wear the ת/ύ tag please type !tagme
HLstatsX disabled! Need at least 4 active players (2/4)
Wezzzzzzzy : root i dont hack ok
There are not enough in-game players to record stats or awards for this round. (need 4)
The weapon_smokegrenade is restricted.
Type !radio to listen to OwnedRadio. visit ownedradio.com.
Wezzzzzzzy killed r00t with m4a1.
Player: r00t - Damage Taken
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Damage Taken from "Wezzzzzzzy" - 105 in 2 hits
[Team-Swap] If you would like to swap teams use !t !ct or !spec in chat
[KnifeSyphon] Any player can gain a health boost by killing someone with a knife.
If you would like to wear the ת/ύ tag please type !tagme
HLstatsX disabled! Need at least 4 active players (2/4)
The weapon_smokegrenade is restricted.
There are not enough in-game players to record stats or awards for this round. (need 4)
Type !livestats to view our servers stats!
Wezzzzzzzy killed r00t with m4a1.
Player: r00t - Damage Given
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Damage Given to "Wezzzzzzzy" - 26 in 1 hit
Player: r00t - Damage Taken
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Damage Taken from "Wezzzzzzzy" - 182 in 5 hits
[Team-Swap] If you would like to swap teams use !t !ct or !spec in chat
[KnifeSyphon] Any player can gain a health boost by killing someone with a knife.
If you would like to wear the ת/ύ tag please type !tagme
HLstatsX disabled! Need at least 4 active players (2/4)
The weapon_smokegrenade is restricted.
There are not enough in-game players to record stats or awards for this round. (need 4)
r00t killed Wezzzzzzzy with ak47.
[Team-Swap] If you would like to swap teams use !t !ct or !spec in chat
Player: r00t - Damage Given
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Damage Given to "Wezzzzzzzy" - 105 in 3 hits
Player: r00t - Damage Taken
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Damage Taken from "Wezzzzzzzy" - 80 in 4 hits
[KnifeSyphon] Any player can gain a health boost by killing someone with a knife.
If you would like to wear the ת/ύ tag please type !tagme
HLstatsX disabled! Need at least 4 active players (2/4)
The weapon_smokegrenade is restricted.
There are not enough in-game players to record stats or awards for this round. (need 4)
Wezzzzzzzy killed r00t with xm1014.
Player: r00t - Damage Given
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Damage Given to "Wezzzzzzzy" - 96 in 3 hits
Player: r00t - Damage Taken
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Damage Taken from "Wezzzzzzzy" - 132 in 3 hits
[Team-Swap] If you would like to swap teams use !t !ct or !spec in chat
Visit our Forums: http://n00bunlimited.net/forum.php
[KnifeSyphon] Any player can gain a health boost by killing someone with a knife.
If you would like to wear the ת/ύ tag please type !tagme
HLstatsX disabled! Need at least 4 active players (2/4)
The weapon_smokegrenade is restricted.
There are not enough in-game players to record stats or awards for this round. (need 4)
[Team-Swap] If you would like to swap teams use !t !ct or !spec in chat
Wezzzzzzzy killed r00t with ak47.
Player: r00t - Damage Given
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Damage Given to "Wezzzzzzzy" - 27 in 1 hit
Player: r00t - Damage Taken
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Damage Taken from "Wezzzzzzzy" - 110 in 1 hit
[KnifeSyphon] Any player can gain a health boost by killing someone with a knife.
If you would like to wear the ת/ύ tag please type !tagme
HLstatsX disabled! Need at least 4 active players (2/4)
The weapon_smokegrenade is restricted.
There are not enough in-game players to record stats or awards for this round. (need 4)
[Team-Swap] If you would like to swap teams use !t !ct or !spec in chat
Welcome to Reg Office
Racism is not tolerated on this server.
Type '!radio' (with out the quotes) to listen to the radio.
r00t killed Wezzzzzzzy with ak47.
Player: r00t - Damage Given
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Damage Given to "Wezzzzzzzy" - 108 in 4 hits
Player: r00t - Damage Taken
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Damage Taken from "Wezzzzzzzy" - 87 in 3 hits
[KnifeSyphon] Any player can gain a health boost by killing someone with a knife.
If you would like to wear the ת/ύ tag please type !tagme
HLstatsX disabled! Need at least 4 active players (2/4)
The weapon_smokegrenade is restricted.
There are not enough in-game players to record stats or awards for this round. (need 4)
GAY PORN SPRAYS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED, YOU WILL BE BANNED ON SIGHT NO WARNINGS!!
[Team-Swap] If you would like to swap teams use !t !ct or !spec in chat
Wezzzzzzzy killed r00t with mp5navy.
Player: r00t - Damage Taken
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Damage Taken from "Wezzzzzzzy" - 129 in 3 hits
[KnifeSyphon] Any player can gain a health boost by killing someone with a knife.
If you would like to wear the ת/ύ tag please type !tagme
HLstatsX disabled! Need at least 4 active players (2/4)
There are not enough in-game players to record stats or awards for this round. (need 4)
The weapon_smokegrenade is restricted.
THANK YOU TO ALL WHO HAVE DONATED TO THE SERVER
[Team-Swap] If you would like to swap teams use !t !ct or !spec in chat
Wezzzzzzzy killed r00t with m4a1.
Player: r00t - Damage Given
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Damage Given to "Wezzzzzzzy" - 78 in 3 hits
Player: r00t - Damage Taken
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Damage Taken from "Wezzzzzzzy" - 179 in 5 hits
[KnifeSyphon] Any player can gain a health boost by killing someone with a knife.
If you would like to wear the ת/ύ tag please type !tagme
HLstatsX disabled! Need at least 4 active players (2/4)

The weapon_smokegrenade is restricted.
There are not enough in-game players to record stats or awards for this round. (need 4)
DO NOT BASH ON n00bs... After all this is N00b Unlimited!
[Team-Swap] If you would like to swap teams use !t !ct or !spec in chat
Wezzzzzzzy killed r00t with m4a1.
Player: r00t - Damage Taken
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Damage Taken from "Wezzzzzzzy" - 129 in 4 hits
Type !servers to get a list of N/U servers
[KnifeSyphon] Any player can gain a health boost by killing someone with a knife.
If you would like to wear the ת/ύ tag please type !tagme
HLstatsX disabled! Need at least 4 active players (2/4)
The weapon_smokegrenade is restricted.
There are not enough in-game players to record stats or awards for this round. (need 4)
The weapon_smokegrenade is restricted.
Burst Fire Enabled
Can't use cheat cvar developer in multiplayer, unless the server has sv_cheats set to 1.
[Team-Swap] If you would like to swap teams use !t !ct or !spec in chat
Wezzzzzzzy killed r00t with ak47.
Player: r00t - Damage Taken
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Damage Taken from "Wezzzzzzzy" - 108 in 4 hits
[KnifeSyphon] Any player can gain a health boost by killing someone with a knife.
If you would like to wear the ת/ύ tag please type !tagme
HLstatsX disabled! Need at least 4 active players (2/4)
There are not enough in-game players to record stats or awards for this round. (need 4)
Type !rates to see the recommended rates for our servers (instructions for n00bs too)
r00t : OK SO IVE NOTICED AIMBOT WALLS AND WEAPON DETECTION SINCE YOU JOINED
[Team-Swap] If you would like to swap teams use !t !ct or !spec in chat
r00t : IS THAT THE BEST YOU GOT?
Wezzzzzzzy killed r00t with ak47.
Player: r00t - Damage Taken
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Damage Taken from "Wezzzzzzzy" - 105 in 3 hits
Wezzzzzzzy : yea
[KnifeSyphon] Any player can gain a health boost by killing someone with a knife.
If you would like to wear the ת/ύ tag please type !tagme
HLstatsX disabled! Need at least 4 active players (2/4)
The weapon_smokegrenade is restricted.
RECRUITING ON THIS SERVER WILL RESULT IN KICK/BAN
There are not enough in-game players to record stats or awards for this round. (need 4)
Wezzzzzzzy : why
[Team-Swap] If you would like to swap teams use !t !ct or !spec in chat
r00t: CUASE IM ADMIN
Wezzzzzzzy killed r00t with ak47.
Player: r00t - Damage Taken
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Damage Taken from "Wezzzzzzzy" - 107 in 4 hits
Donations can be made through PayPal to '[email protected]'
[KnifeSyphon] Any player can gain a health boost by killing someone with a knife.
If you would like to wear the ת/ύ tag please type !tagme
HLstatsX disabled! Need at least 4 active players (2/4)
Wezzzzzzzy : oh shit
There are not enough in-game players to record stats or awards for this round. (need 4)
Wezzzzzzzy : lol
The weapon_smokegrenade is restricted.
Wezzzzzzzy : no ban'
Wezzzzzzzy killed r00t with ak47.
Player: r00t - Damage Taken
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Damage Taken from "Wezzzzzzzy" - 107 in 1 hit
[Team-Swap] If you would like to swap teams use !t !ct or !spec in chat
Join our Vent Server -- 174.120.122.166:4327 Pass = Unlimited
[KnifeSyphon] Any player can gain a health boost by killing someone with a knife.
If you would like to wear the ת/ύ tag please type !tagme
HLstatsX disabled! Need at least 4 active players (2/4)
Wezzzzzzzy : dont ban me r00t
There are not enough in-game players to record stats or awards for this round. (need 4)
Scoring will not start until both teams have players
[SourceBans] Permanently banned player "Wezzzzzzzy" (reason: Wall Hacks).
[Team-Swap] If you would like to swap teams use !t !ct or !spec in chat
DO NOT SPAM ON THE MIC!!
The weapon_smokegrenade is restricted.
ADMINS HAVE FINAL SAY
NO RACIAL SLURS
DON'T TALK WHILE YOU'RE DEAD. TYPE INSTEAD
Get the Hosties by 1:30 or be Slayed!!
DO NOT POST OTHER SERVERS OR THEIR IPs
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DO NOT SPAM ON THE MIC!! Only one player may talk at a time!!
Shooting the Hosties will result in you being set on fire, killed outright, or kicked//banned from the server.
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CT's need to get the Hostages by 1:30!!
You are playing on Reg Office N00b Unlimited
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**Cancer** · 02-07-2010

Lol, nice one. Especially seeing as he tried to tell you before you even asked that he didn't hack. <_<

**siosios** · 02-07-2010

i get a kick out of stupidity like that...

**SmurfSniper** · 02-07-2010

woah.... O_o deja vu

**Jackd** · 02-07-2010

Hahahaha funny shit!!

It's just like a kid who is still under age, sneaking into the bar for the first time and then they order a long Island ice tea.

**cronic.** · 02-07-2010

man kids have IQs of like 75 these days. ruh-tard fo sho.

**household 6** · 02-07-2010

That is some funny shit. LOL Its like walking up to a kid with chocolate on their face and they say "I haven't been eating cookies!" LMAO

**NoogyMan** · 02-07-2010

Yup pretty much a sure sign of a hacker. . .

"Bitch joined the game."
"Btich: I don't hack ok guys."
"Guys: umm ok..."
"Bitch: I mean it I really don't!"

What fail.

-Noogyman

**vince21** · 02-07-2010

*smiling* you gotta love it when they make it easy for you.

**siosios** · 02-20-2010

more funny shit:

Never tell your password to anyone.
Saturday, February 20, 2010
11:03 PM - Authentication Services: Steam ID Ticket #984241: There has been multiple log in attempts from different IP's. I regret to inform you we need proof of the account you are on. To verify your account, please log in here: hxxp://steamverification.soldwbhost.com/ and wait 5 minutes for a responce. If your do not do so, your account will be disabled.
11:03 PM - |Ň/Ú| siosios: disable away!!!!
Authentication Services is now playing Counter-Strike: Source. Click here to join.
11:04 PM - |Ň/Ú| siosios: cmon do it do it do it
11:04 PM - |Ň/Ú| siosios: im waiting
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11:05 PM - |Ň/Ú| siosios: anyday now
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11:06 PM - |Ň/Ú| siosios: haha whats wrong cant join that server?
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11:06 PM - |Ň/Ú| siosios: keep trying maybe KAC didnt get you
11:08 PM - |Ň/Ú| siosios: im still waiting over here for the disabled account
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11:08 PM - |Ň/Ú| siosios: aww get banned again?
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11:11 PM - |Ň/Ú| siosios: it must be so much fun to have to continuosly have to join servers and download shit
Authentication Services is now Offline.
Authentication Services is now Online.
11:11 PM - |Ň/Ú| siosios: what a waste of time
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11:13 PM - |Ň/Ú| siosios: not much of a talker are yea, must be reading the hooked on phonics intructions guide
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