Elite noobs

[sacabu]

The factlist of the elite noob zombies

first of all: if u dare to speak, look different, be the first on the line or get a lot of kills they will follow u to the end of the world.(that means ur their mommy now)

noob zombie types

- the explorers:
If they get on ur cade after or before u and or someone else made it, they may do the following things in a random combination with varying speeds: look at the left, right, up, down and back for some undefined time.

- the aliens:
they will look at u face to face ( they have never seen a human before ) for some undefined time also.

- the boomerangs:
a) If they are inside ur cade they will get as close as posible to the door to "get more kills than the rest", eventually they will, but not by shooting but by getting stabed, barreled or shooting the cade cause they got stuck and then stabed, ending in getting u all killed. Then he will just run to the first cade or try to get the free running humans and die to come back to the cade again, if he gets killed again the cicle repeats. (assuming he got unstuck of the props on the first place)

b) If they are not inside the cade at the start they will just run in and shoot/nade their way in usually getting killed before he can get inside, or getting stuck and then glitching in when he gets stabed, or he manages to get in as a human and shoots/nades the cade from the inside to the outside, if he dies outside the cade he will let u kill him or someone else, again cycling. (these are capable of spawning props)

- the gunners: It will take them some 348234574395873492572 seconds to buy guns and ammo in spawn blocking u and everyone else ( usually the 3 first classes do this in some point )

- the diplomats: They wait for u in spawn to be the first ones to shake the hand with the newborn.

- the epileptics: They will shoot omnidirectionally ( mostly at the ground ) without control, as if their own lives and the lives of the rest of the world depend on it. They are also experts in getting stuck on props, maps, jesus and U ( no one gets stuck on allah XD ).

- the humans: They will build cades or hide for some mysterious reasons.

- the scarecrows: They will only move and stab when u get close to them ( sometimes they may choose not to react or to go and suicide )

CAUTION, these subjects might be from a mental institution, so keep ur distance at maximum and ur voice/chat contact at minimum ( some are "advanced" and therefore capable of communication ) since it might be contagious.

results may vary and a mix of the zombie types might be present per subject.


Main observation subjects: TED, bacardichilepadre, vampiro Jr., RFGL, RJGD and Kick Ass (although he has shown some learning capabilities lately, it's suspected the subject got a brain implant)